iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM
(Source: lizlemonism)
energy of this earth
Words simply cannot describe how much I desire lightning shows in the summers night
summer lighting storms are the best
“HONEY”
“WHAT”
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHAT”
“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”
“WHAT?!”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”
“I NEED THEM”
“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”
“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”
“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
(Source: nomadichead)
“I think people are fascinated with breasts that bounce. They are so used to seeing [fake ones], My breasts have a life of their own…People are confused [that mine bounce].”
(Source: brookeeverdeen)
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
“smile on your face even though your heart is frowning”
look at his eyes, just look at them. they’re screaming “why do you all hate me?” and thats a question I don’t think I’ll ever be able to answer correctly. everytime someone asks me who my favorite artist is I of course say Justin Bieber proudly. The normal response? “I said an artist, not a talentless fag” or “oh what a fag” or “that’s not music”.
i will never understand the amount of hate he gets. sure, justin can be cocky and conceited but he can also be incredibly generous and kind. the microscope he’s under is massive and every little thing he does is criticized by haters AND beliebers.
this needs to stop before Justin reaches his breaking point, because we have no idea what will happen when he hits it. i worry for him because i love him and his music. he saved me, i think it’s time for us to save him.
(Source: justinft-bieber)
(Source: stay-together-always)
was it really necessary for me to be born
Possibly not, but Double Chocolate Chip Cookies aren’t necessary either but I wouldn’t want to live in a world without them!
that is the most uplifting thing i’ve read all day
