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i'm the biggest looser with the biggest smile :]

you laugh at me because i'm different, i laugh at you because you're all the same :) food is my number one. the reason i'm single is because i can't marry food or myself.haha i love the beach and music keeps me sane. just another bieber, hunger games and hush hush series fan <3
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Aug 19th at 11AM / via: e-ffervascent / op: k1mkardashian / 486,762 notes






girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

Aug 18th at 1AM / via: nixxhipolito / op: snowbouquet / 42,198 notes



Another set of parents “doing it right” - and having fun while doing it.

Haha amazing, hope I’m a badass parent like them


I HATE when girls swear 

Aug 16th at 7PM / via: banannicka / op: snarftheconquerer / 252,644 notes




It hurts. Hearing a cute voice say such foul things. It makes me sad.. If you want make to me sad be a girl and swear..

shut the fuck up

cry me a motherfucking river

Aug 16th at 7PM / via: banannicka / op: tiesunbreakable / 72,770 notes

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"If someone were to die at the age of 63 after a lifelong battle with MS or Sickle Cell, we’d all say they were a “fighter” or an “inspiration.” But when someone dies after a lifelong battle with severe mental illness and drug addiction, we say it was a tragedy and tell everyone “don’t be like him, please seek help.” That’s bullshit. Robin Williams sought help his entire life. He saw a psychiatrist. He quit drinking. He went to rehab. He did this for decades. That’s HOW he made it to 63. For some people, 63 is a fucking miracle. I know several people who didn’t make it past 23 and I’d do anything to have 40 more years with them." 

Aug 16th at 7PM / via: moonhrise / op: mysweetetc / 116,590 notes

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One of the more helpful and insightful things I’ve seen about depression/suicide in the last couple of days.

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"A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her." 

Aug 16th at 7PM / via: jermyrome-y / op: quotethat / 579,191 notes


I will reblog this every single time

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This is so fucking awesome

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Aug 16th at 7PM / via: kingsleyyy / op: sharkeisha / 138,991 notes

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Aug 16th at 7PM / via: kingsleyyy / op: officialkirstie / 516,399 notes



the satisfaction

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

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Aug 16th at 11AM / via: kingsleyyy / op: earn31 / 227,020 notes


Harry Potter reading Harry Potter on the set of Harry Potter during shooting of Harry Potter.




Harry Potter reading Harry Potter on the set of Harry Potter during shooting of Harry Potter.