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i'm the biggest looser with the biggest smile :]

you laugh at me because i'm different, i laugh at you because you're all the same :) food is my number one. the reason i'm single is because i can't marry food or myself.haha i love the beach and music keeps me sane. just another bieber, hunger games and hush hush series fan <3
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staysandstories:

the royal family, everybody

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OH SNAP

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May 23rd at 4AM / via: bieberinmypants69 / op: nomadichead / 196,195 notes

“HONEY”“WHAT”“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”“WHAT”“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”“WHAT?!”“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”“I NEED THEM”“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”

“HONEY”

“WHAT”

“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”

“WHAT”

“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”

“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”

“WHAT?!”

“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”

“I NEED THEM

“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”

“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”

“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”

“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”

“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”

(Source: nomadichead)


May 23rd at 2AM / via: biebeur / op: brookeeverdeen / 5,454 notes

“I think people are fascinated with breasts that bounce. They are so used to seeing [fake ones], My breasts have a life of their own…People are confused [that mine bounce].”

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May 23rd at 2AM / via: thecakebar / op: yugoslavic / 101,228 notes

thecakebar:

yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 


May 22nd at 6AM / via: jowaannaaa / op: justinft-bieber / 12,893 notes
ohmrbieber:

“smile on your face even though your heart is frowning”
look at his eyes, just look at them. they’re screaming “why do you all hate me?” and thats a question I don’t think I’ll ever be able to answer correctly. everytime someone asks me who my favorite artist is I of course say Justin Bieber proudly. The normal response? “I said an artist, not a talentless fag” or “oh what a fag” or “that’s not music”.
i will never understand the amount of hate he gets. sure, justin can be cocky and conceited but he can also be incredibly generous and kind. the microscope he’s under is massive and every little thing he does is criticized by haters AND beliebers.
this needs to stop before Justin reaches his breaking point, because we have no idea what will happen when he hits it. i worry for him because i love him and his music. he saved me, i think it’s time for us to save him.

ohmrbieber:

“smile on your face even though your heart is frowning”

look at his eyes, just look at them. they’re screaming “why do you all hate me?” and thats a question I don’t think I’ll ever be able to answer correctly. everytime someone asks me who my favorite artist is I of course say Justin Bieber proudly. The normal response? “I said an artist, not a talentless fag” or “oh what a fag” or “that’s not music”.

i will never understand the amount of hate he gets. sure, justin can be cocky and conceited but he can also be incredibly generous and kind. the microscope he’s under is massive and every little thing he does is criticized by haters AND beliebers.

this needs to stop before Justin reaches his breaking point, because we have no idea what will happen when he hits it. i worry for him because i love him and his music. he saved me, i think it’s time for us to save him.

(Source: justinft-bieber)


(Source: stay-together-always)


May 22nd at 12AM / via: bieberinmypants69 / op: pudus / 198,758 notes

i-am-superjohnlocked:

mrsmarymorstan:

pudus:

was it really necessary for me to be born

Possibly not, but Double Chocolate Chip Cookies aren’t necessary either but I wouldn’t want to live in a world without them!

that is the most uplifting thing i’ve read all day


gracefulrebel:

who wouldn’t want this on their blog?

gracefulrebel:

who wouldn’t want this on their blog?

(Source: jaaannette)


May 19th at 9PM / via: lolsofunny / op: robertdowneyj / 9,594 notes

lolsofunny:

robertdowneyjrsbitch:

Robert Downey Jr. being so perfect it hurts.

he’s referring to me of course

(lol here!)

(Source: robertdowneyj)


(Source: fuckyeah-audreyhepburn)